Indie Video Spotlight Season 3 - Episode 1 (Streaming)

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Indie Video Spotlight Season 3 - Episode 1

Due to popular demand, the Comic Book Haters return to the mini-screen with a riveting exploration of the recent Blazing Combat reprint collection. Once thought long dead, the CBH crew has returned to the netwaves with a new recording of their innermost thoughts and opinions. Yes, it's the premiere episode of Season Three of the Indie Video Spotlight, and once again it's a Fantagraphics selection. Hey, let's face it; they print up some good comics. Join Schooly G, Umbrellaman, and DJ Sloofus as they venture further into the field of funnybook madness.

In layman's terms, this is a new video episode. We review Blazing Combat. Capeesh?

Click here to download this thrilling debut episode of Season Three. Streaming episode will be available tomorrow!

Shitbook

To prove that we're not dead, the Comic Book Haters are on Facebook! For now, at least. It's all pretty juvenile and shitty. So, for the time being, join us on Facebook!

We're not dead!

Hey everybody. Just a note to let you know that didn't drink ourselves to death yet (though I haven't seen Cappy in a while, nor the Umbrellaman...)

We have been working on a new CBH project, which will be premiering shortly. So sit tight, true believers. And go fuck yourselves in the meantime.

Check Yer Head...Comix- Lucky Turd-een

Are you in the mood for a headache? Well, ME NEITHER. So, remember the show's called "Check Yer Head...Comix". First: we check your head (think HOCKEY), THEN...we talk about Comix. Note the three dots that separate the head thing from the comix thing.
So, load that bowl, pop that top, strip down to yer comfy undies (boxers are more covering, my friends...we don' wanna see yer junk), and get ready for a brag-fest! Happy Birthday, muhmukkahs! Click here to get it.

Episode CLX- Operation: Smeg-up

Hey everybody! It seems like the last episode was a month ago or more! WOW! Isn't time weird?

Speaking of time, a new Doctor Who is out! AND a new Red Dwarf! Nerds the world over have all smegged in their pants. (Their own pants, sadly.) Put this together with a new CBH episode and you truly have a shitacular week.

So click here if you want to hear Sloofus and Schooly talk about some shitty comic called Warlord as well as a sneak peak at the new Doctor Who and Red dwarf episodes.

Enjoy! See you next month! (That may be a joke- but it might not be. Time will tell. Shut up- this shit is free.)

More Comic Book Haters Coming Soon!

Until then, enjoy this video clip, featuring a young Sloofus.

Episode CLIX- Not "Clix" but the Roman Numeral for 159- All Along the Watchmen Tower

Who watches The Watchmen? Not me, I can tell you that. But Sloofus did. And he can't stop gushing about the goddamn movie. But what did the Haters think of the actual comic? Do you really want to know? Click here to hear two half-wits give their impressions.

Yes, I know the picture is a repeat. But it's fucking funny. Stop bitching. This shit is free.

Episode CLVIII- Attack of the Comic-con Haters!

Hey, y'all. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if the CBH boys (minus Umbrellaman) visited a comic-con? Have you ever wondered what it would be like if the CBH boys visited the NEW YORK comic- con? How about if they talked about it afterwards?

This episode's highlights:
- Sloofus spills an $8 drink at the entrance of podcast alley
- Schooly plays a bunch of videogames drunk, just like he does every night at his home
- Umbrellaman stays home and pulls his pud because he didn't go to NYCC

Click here to check this shit out, yo.

Check Yer Head...Comix episode 12: goodbye

So long, and thanks for nothing.

FBD- Hulk vs. Thing

Episode CLVII- 1st Anuual CBH Academy Awards Shitacular

We here at CBH Command have had plenty of Shitaculars in the the past: the one about when Cappy got killed, the one where Sloofus lost his wallet in a hooker, and another one, too. But this Shitacular is special. Please join the CBH boyz (please check local listings for spelling correctness) as they weigh in on shit that no one really cares that much about. Click here to express your displeasure. All derision should be hurled toward thecomicbookhaters at yahoo dot com.

Check Yer Head...Comix episode 11: Earache my eye

Even if you don't like Underground Comix (heathen...), or even KNOW what that means, you will dig this shit. Get ready for the best mix of music, Idolatry and inebriated idiocy that this one Herbivore (snicker...) can muster. Personally, I couldn't care less if you downloaded this Pudcast, but if it entertains the shit out of me THIS much, it's gotta be a little fun for you, too. Check it.

FBD- Crack-hole

The Funnybook Dungeon- Ball-Licker

Episode CLVI- The Dreaded Metacast!

Well, it's happened. We've done a State of the Podcast Address. Listen in as we don't really discuss any comic book shit. But we do talk about some interesting issues confronting the CBH team. Is a format change really in the works? Is Cappy actually hospitalized with a "social disease?" Will the CBH run out of beer money? The horror... THE HORROR!

You don't have to give a shit, but please give a listen, won't you?

Check Yer Haters Episode Won!

Because of his undying devotion to the Commentary By Haters crew (and, seeing as he was bribed by a stack of sweet, sweet comix), EclipsespilcE took it upon himself to dig up an old episode of The Comic Book Haters podcast, and mess it up.
Relive (or live for the first time, with HEIGHTENED SENSES!) an early episode of the CBH, with badass music in the background, properly mixed audio (smack!) and retarded commentary by yours truly, EclipsespilcE. If you aren't already a fan of the CBH, here's a chance to see WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE!!
rated PG-21, for scenes of extreme stupidity and idiocy. Parents strongly cautioned (against breeding).

CBH Spring '09: Change!

In honor of our newest president, the Comic Book Haters will be embarking upon a season of Change! for the New Year. Join Schooly G, DJ Sloofus, Umbrellaman, and some surprise guests (from both the past... and future!) in some of the wildest, wackiest, most hilarious Comic Book hi-jinx of all time! Tune in every Tuesday for new episodes, some conveniently delivered in seven-minute doses! Check the Comic Book Haters' s web page often and vigorously. 

Episode CLV - At Midnight, the Clock Struck Poon

Hey Ho, Let's Go! You too, slut! It's time for the Comic Book Haters wonderful comic book celebrating podcast, the Comic Book Haters' Podcast! In this listener-requested segment, the CBH crew dissects a volume of Eric Powell's wonderful creation, the Goon! Some members of the crew will love it; some will hate it. Others will just get drunk. Download this digital dilemma right here, dilettantes!

CBH Presents Check Yer Head Comix - Episode Ten

Oh no...I can't believe it. I thought the nightmare was over!
It's time to check yer self. EclipsespilcE comes back like a Tsunami. Don't call it a comeback, I been here for a couple minutes.

If I don't mess you up this time, I'm wasting mine. Don't waste yours for a minute more. Score a fat sak of comix and mind bending music and dialogue in this episode of smack you back.

Don't waste a mo', fo. Get it HERE, yo.

Episode CLIV - Gone Today, Here Tomorrow!

No, this is not the long-awaited return of the Comic Book Haters. No, this is not a two-month reunion special. No, this is none of these things, and more.... this is an unreleased segment of the Comic Book Haters podcast from long, long ago! How long ago, you ask? How does two fucking weeks sound! That's right. It's an oldy and a moldy, as the Comic Book Haters review team cracks open a case of Kerry Drake. Also, a fantabulous new tune titled "Groove Bag," and the debut of 'On the Crapper,' actual comic book reviews from atop an actual toilet, produced by Dr. Gregski. Enjoy the shitstivities, shitfriends!

CBH Presents Check Yer Head Comix - Episode Nine

Well, folks, It's been an interesting Holiday season. It started out with a nasty little virus that wiped out my HDD. Since episode 9 was obliterated, I just decided to make a little video tour of my studio and comix vault.
I'm no Spielberg, so don't expect Oscar material.

SEE...how my drunk ass lives.
WITNESS...as I stumble around my comix vault, trying not to trip over stacks of comic books
AGONIZE...as you and your co-miserators try to figure out exactly WHAT IS WRONG with me!!
(no comix were harmed in the creation of this video.)

Click here for a visual mindfuck: Linky linky.

CBh News-flash

Hey everybody. Schooly here. Just to update one and all: the CBH isn't dead. We're only wounded. Between hardware issues and the holidays, we've been kinda swamped. We'll resume our regularly scheduled shit soon. Don't fret, all three of you that listen still...

To tide you over, here's a trailer for a zombie movie called Dead Snow:

The Cartoon Haters #6 - Naughty but Mice

What would the Thanksgiving holiday be without an episode of the Cartoon Haters? Why, much the same as it would without, only less suckier. Rather than attempt to live through such an ordeal, why not insure yourself with the knowledge that you and your loved ones won't be left out in the cold? By downloading the provided link, you are guaranteed to receive one copy of the Cartoon Haters video podcast. Do so with most haste, won't you, friend?

Episode CLIII - "Umbrellaman drinks a beer and some other people hang out"

This episode is Umbrellicious, with not three, not four, not five, but only one spotlighted tune from the nation's latest craze, the Umbrellaman Players Express. Right here is the only place you can hear their brand new cut, "Theme from Beer." True, you have to trudge through fifteen minutes or so of pure crap to get to it, but believe us, it's worth the wait. Or is it? Depends on how long you're waiting, really. B/W reviews of "Osamu Tezuka's 'Blackjack'" volume one, and another one of those retarded Star Wars contests. The track is dropping right here, right now!